2002 studio album by Bob Rivers
White Trash Christmas is the fifth and final Christmas album by Bob Rivers , released in 2002 .
Track listing [ edit ] Aquaclaus - 2:47 Straight parody of "Aqualung " as performed by Jethro Tull , describing the less savory aspects of being a department-store Santa Claus. What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells ? - 3:08 A hardcore hip-hop interpretation of James Lord Pierpont's classic winter carol. Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer - 1:44 Straight parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer " as performed by Elmo Shropshire ; the song describes reindeer attacking terror leader Osama bin Laden . White Trash Christmas - 2:46 Parody of "White Christmas ," performed by hillbillies (in the official music video, the Willie Nelson band, with Mickey Raphael as one of the three wise men [1] ) as a down-tempo country music piece. Little Hooters Girl - 1:52 Parody of "The Little Drummer Boy ," performed by an all-male, a cappella chorus: M-pact . Song describes, in crude terms, the assets of a waitress at a Hooters restaurant. Be Claus I Got High - 3:27 Straight parody of "Because I Got High " as performed by Afroman . Not So Silent Night - 1:55 Fast-tempo Hard Rock rendition Me and Mrs. Claus - 2:20 Straight parody of "Me and Mrs. Jones " as performed by Billy Paul. Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas - 1:49 Parody of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas ," sung by Bob Rivers. The song makes references to Ozzy Osbourne 's antics and his then-popular reality show The Osbournes . Merry Christmas Allah - 2:41 Straight parody of "Merry Christmas Darling " as performed by The Carpenters , with an Islamic twist. Shoppin' Around for a Christmas Tree - 1:51 Straight parody of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree " as performed by Brenda Lee . I'll Be Stoned for Christmas - 2:27 Parody of "I'll Be Home for Christmas " as performed by Dean Martin , in an exaggerated homage to Martin's act as a drunk. Chart performance [ edit ] Chart (2002) Peak position U.S. Billboard Top Country Albums 42
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